A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

homosexuals are gay

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Dance is a sport

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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