What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Asians.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Anti Joke

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