What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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