Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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