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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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