What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Women's Rights.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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