- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

White men's rights

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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