A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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White men's rights

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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