- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

these are shit

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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