- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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