why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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chirs

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Obama being reelected.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Your adopted.....

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