- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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