Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Justin with a hat.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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