- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

whos district champs not JM

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Chuck norris

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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