- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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