The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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do you have a wife?

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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