- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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