- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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