What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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