- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Poop.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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