- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What's the difference between a duck?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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