- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy african american

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

woman's rights

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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