- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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