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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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