- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Take wrong turns

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

I like Pi. It can make circles.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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