Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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