Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Praise Paisley

Take wrong turns

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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