- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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