Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Take wrong turns

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Praise Paisley

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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