- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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