Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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