- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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