- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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