What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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