A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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