- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??