- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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