I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops