- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

its funny cuz i laughed!

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