- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Take wrong turns

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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