- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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