- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What's the difference between a duck?

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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