- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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