- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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