What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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