Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Sarah Jessica Parker

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Dance is a sport

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

homosexuals are gay

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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