- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

So I was walking down the road today

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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