- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

PSN IS UP

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

to get to the other side.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

i died. new product by steve jobs

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??