What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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what the hell happened to your face

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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this site is funny.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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