Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Caitlyn.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Anti Joke

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