Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Swag.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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hi hi strager danger

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Anti Joke

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