What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Womens rights

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Punch line.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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