What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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